I learned the Milk Song from Cub Scout camp. It’s loud and just right for a campfire sing-along, complete with “milking” the “cow.”

The Milk Song

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.

Give me a long M!
(M!)

Give me a short m.
(m.)

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.

Give me a long I!
(I!)

Give me a short i.
(i.)

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.

Give me a long L!
(L!)

Give me a short l.
(l.)

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.

Give me a long K.
(K!)

Give me a short k.
(k.)

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.

Give me a long milk!
(Chocolate!)
Give me a short milk.
(Skim.)

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.

Give me a real milk!
(Whole!)
Give me a fake milk.
(Soy.)

Don’t give me no pop, no pop.
Don’t give me no tea, no tea.
Just give me some milk, m-m-m-m. Wisconsin milk.